What do french people call a really bad thursday?
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
Mosab Hassan Yousef (Son of Hamas Founder)
If I forget thee, o' Jerusalem,
let my right hand forget what it's supposed to do
let my tongue cleave not from the roof of my mouth
If I remember thee not;
If I set not Jerusalem
above my chiefest joy.
against who said:
Rase it, rase it, even to its very foundation.
It is less than 30 minutes before the ceasefire is supposed to begin & Hamas has just launched a barrage of rockets at Israeli civilians.
Imagine your OC laying in bed with a cat in their lap, and your OC starts to feel really uncomfortable in the position their in, but they’re afraid of disturbing the cat so they just stay like that until the cat leaves
with glasses = einstein
without = marilyn
OMG WHAT IS THIS
i literally just moved my contact in my eye to see if it worked and holy shit
sHIT I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND IT CHANGED??
for normal-sighted people: look from far away or squint
Okay this means my sight is fucked because I just see a monster
@JohnKerry slam them for that?broke the truce. It took them 2 hours, that’s kind of an improvement. Will
Several of my family members think it’s wrong. Myself and a couple friends think it’s totally okay. I want to know what the rest of you think.
Pssh. I wouldnt let my best friend sleep on the floor! Plus you have a snuggle buddy!
Wrong? Wow, er. That’s awkward, I’ve shared a bed with virtually all my friends.
I really don’t think twice about it. Seems normal to me.